The show is back! And in full force. How I missed the Alexpressions!
So many great pics, it was hard to handle myself. Hope you enjoy. leiCa
ALIVE AND KICKING!
Worst Spa day ever.
He doesn’t sweat. He leaks awesome.
When he dies he wants his last words to be, “I left a Million dollars under the-.”
Boy, if you’re just about to decide on wearing a Hawaiian shirt just ask yourself one question: Am I Elvis? If the answer is No, then don’t.
Unbelievable. This salt is approximately 270 Million years old. But has to be used within three months. That was close.
He hates being sexy. But someone has to do it.
Sometimes at night he thinks about digging a hole in the yard and keep the idiots guessing.
McHammer. I’m sorry. But “You can’t touch this.” (#2.)
Hard hats are important. When your shattered cadaver is buried under tons of metal and pipes, at least your hair looks perfect.
Some stinking, slimy fish crawled out of the water 35 Million years ago. And now we have this. Thanks fish! We owe you a worm. Posthumously.
Despite the look on my face… you’re still talking?
It’s NOT what YOU think. Every single one of you!
When you’re taking “Don’t be silly, protect your Willy” too serious.
Acting is exploring the human soul.
I’ve got a therapist. The best one. With fur. And four legs.
Everyone thinks they have the best dog and none of them are wrong.
Here’s to Steve’s BFF!
Thanks for reading, folks! More coconut island dreams to come!