Let’s pic(k) Steve!

Episode 8.24

WOW! I will just “WOW” if that is okay. Thanks to Alex O’Loughlin for knowing what H50 is all about. Thank you from the bottom of my heart. Finally an episode I can file again into my internal best episodes folder. I. Am. In. Love. With. This. Episode. Period.

Now I’ve just chosen the pic(k)s. 26. Twenty-freaking-six. And I have no idea what to do with them other than staring. I hate myweakself. I need some love. And coffee. Or better alcohol. Help. Definitely help. leiCa


Heart of the show takeover #2!


Doesn’t need to put blue plastic tarp in his garden so Google maps thinks he’s got a pool.


The worst part of going to a relaxing beach holiday is the waxing appointment at 8 a.m. Said no man ever.


Hot and sizzling. Rare and well done. Everything.


The more he learns about people, the more he likes Eddie.


The Gecko is freeeeeeee!


“Spare rib anyone?” – (Adam. Not asking for a friend.)


Good art makes you feel something.


“Alexa, how’s the weather today?” – “What did you just call me?” – “SIRI SIRI SIRI!”


Already thought you were an ass while still lacking knowledge of your personality to judge you.


“I don’t care who’s your father. As long as I’m fishing here nobody walks on water.”


Threw a boomerang a few years ago. Now lives in constant fear.


Drinks water. His liver is up for a surprise.


Shout out to his parents for not wearing a condom.


Would you like to walk into him so he knows camo is working?


Anyhow. Allow me to serenade thee with:

*Put your hands up in the air
Put your hands up
In the air*


“I didn’t see you.” – “Thank you, sir.”


There’s always a gun under his pillow. For emergencies. For instance, when he is already lying in bed and forgot to turn out the lights.


Safari tip. Don’t run. Only food runs.


Wait, how is Popeye strong enough to squeeze a metal can of spinach into his mouth BEFORE he has eaten the spinach?


Day 12. The enemy still thinks I’m Hulkpoo.


Eat. More. Vegetables.


“’m I clear?” –

Clear? No. Your eyes are more…” “More translucent. Your eyes are translucent.” “Or shiny.” “Crystalline. Definitely crystalline.” “No no no. Transpicuous.“ „Diamonds. Simply diamonds.“ “Gleaming.” “So Pearly.” (Fangirls. Eyedolizing.)


No. You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.


Cologne!!! COLOGNE!!!! COLOGNECOLOGNECOLOGNE!!! He’s been HEEEERE!!! Why has nobody told me? WHY???



I am riding into the sunset now. Good Bye.

Show, please listen to Alex more often.

And give him all the awards for sparing us an arms flailing bitchfest and restau-rants.

Thank you.

A Fan.

Just a reminder: this is no review. Just me having some fun with our favorite commander and me, hoping you share the fun.

Sam and Cokie’s double review is in the making! I am sure we are all looking forward to it. leiCa

18 thoughts on “Let’s pic(k) Steve!

  1. My favorite is the one where he is feeding steak to Eddie, his new best friend since Freddie died. Steve only likes to grill steaks for the people he loves.

    Thank you for brightening my day. Lovely, funny and entertaining pictures and captions.

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  2. My dear friend……you are amazing. This is your best pic(k) Steve ever! I really can’t choose but those captions are excellent. Love the Steve and Eddie ones. Took me a minute to catch the gecko one but it is a winner. How can a man in full face makeup still look so hot? And yes his eyes are glowy……not a word but it fits. I do want to run into him because he was in camouflage, repeatedly I think. Again, thank you for the lovely eye candy.

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  3. Wow. As always I just adore your captions, leiCa, cos 🤣. You are so very clever. But maaaan, the beautiful pictures in this one! Now that’s the Alex I’ve been in love with all these years. ❤

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  4. You really outdid yourself with these, so many superb ones! But I will mention my favorites, both camo ones, walking into him and oops. And no running on safari, switching off the light with gun and parachute 😀
    Thank you!

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  5. Eyedolizing. Thats us! Great pics and even better captions. Love the Eddie ones. And the eyelashes in the Popeye one. And… well, all of them. I really wish we could have seen the scene where steve was in the trench and was ready to shoot someone.

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  6. Great pics indeed! As really one of the best episodes of this season and of all Five 0!
    And really glad he and Junior are bonding
    Joe is like the surrogate father not just a CO for Steve.
    And really that of in the Lou really being like a surrogate father for Tani and both of them bonding. He is like #2 over in the Five 0 IMHO when Steve is away.
    Love both McGrover and McEddie! 10/10!

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  7. WOW!! I LOVED this episode and I LOVE your pic(k)s! Walk into him, gun under his pillow, only food runs, skydiving… Okay I loved all of them.😊
    To me skydiving fits together perfect. I can see Steve hurting pretty bad and Joe saying “Hey son do you need a parachute to skydive?” And Steve side eyes him and says “yeah” then Joe says “No. You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.” And then we get that shot.😎
    By the way, How in the world did you only choose 26?😉

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    1. I wanted to choose way more than 26, but finally myweakself yielded to reason. The pics are one thing, captions the other… phew…
      BTW, when you look at so many screenshots of each episode (for 8 years now!) you see a lot of different facial expressions of Alex. He really is the one with the most variety, I can tell you that much. Never gets boring.
      Alexpressions for the win! V.O.E.

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  8. Totally agree! Best ep of the season! You pictures are gorgeous and your commentaries really funny. You went definitively wild and the result is awsome. Thank!

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  9. THUD…
    Gorgeous screencaps, so perfect lines to go with them.

    And yay to Cologne – I spotted it, too. Love how they pay attention to details, well most of the time…
    I know you do 😉
    What a great episode this was and you captured it with your pic(k)s so well! Thank you!

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    1. It’s classified if I screamed seeing that pic of the Hohenzollern Bridge and the Cologne Cathedral. If they only had filmed on location… sigh…


  10. You outdid it again. Thank you. Awesome Let’s Pick Steve! for the best episode of the season. You don’t need to ask for love, we love all your dedication, work and witty humor. Coffee is ready, the portuguese wine too and the beers are in the fridge waiting for you. And please bring Pinsel. I have a treat for her.

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