Let’s pic(k) Steve!

Episode 8.23

“You appear to be an intelligent young man. But when you open your mouth, the effect disappears.” Best description ever. And oh so true. The light is always faster than the sound. The sound carries reality.

We again had tons of Alexpressions. Enjoy. leiCa


Just a tip, Steve. Alcohol can: burn, sterilize, warm you up, quench, make people appear beautiful.

Homeopathic grains can: molder.


As a vet he knows to be aware of the fangs of the real dangerous beasts.


Legendary beast/the outside. Legendary beast/the inside. See attachment.


From the very first moments of awakening, some days are guided by a flood of bliss. You feel like being in harmony with the natural course of things. Even the smallest action breathes comfort. These days you can call perf- …


… -fuck!


Tani, people born after 1990 will never know the ‘joy’ of labeling music cassettes.


Behind every angry woman is a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong.


People who drink coffee with butter carry a terrifying amount of chaotic energy and should not be fucked with under any circumstances whatsoever.


How it could have been in a boring universe.

Doorman: You don’t look rich enough.

He: *shows receipt*

Doorman: Wowsie. Kona coffee and Irish butter. Lead this man to the VIP Area.


Good news? He saw a dog today.


Your face when all the Fruit Loops had the same flavor.


When you’re told that a lot of people ‘around the globe’ just know that the earth is flat.


Had a long talk with his dog about a fake ball throw. The trick is to follow the ball with your eyes. Not with your heart.

Will Eddie learn? Stay tuned.


Comes to the conclusion that adulthood is like going to the vet. We’re dogs, happy for the car ride, until we realize where it’s going.


It’s bluetooth!

What does it do?

It toothes blue.


When you took a shit on the carpet and watch one of the most intelligent creatures on the planet clean up.


I enjoyed Steve’s talk with Jin Leoung. Good job, Steve.

We all remember the times Steve, a real man, fought for his life.

And now we had Danny, a whining big mouth, kinda fighting for his ego.

I am so looking forward to tomorrow’s episode. McSEAL!!!

12 thoughts on “Let’s pic(k) Steve!

  1. “Behind every angry woman is a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong”.
    LOL. Been talking to my husband, have you?

    BTW. Pictures 4 and 5 and their captions are perf- f

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  2. Oh darn, I head north and this comes up. I can’t even pick one or two or three……favorites. Get the picture???? Loved them all. You are genius lady. And Eddie, sweet, handsome Eddie who I just can’t get my Nova interested in. He is so handsome even if he messes the carpet.

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  3. I love all of them, I can’t choose!
    Perf-f is hilarious!
    Jin Leoung’s description of a certain “Detective” hits the nail on the head, with a five-iron.😉
    Thank you for making me laugh!😁
    Can’t wait for McSEAL!!!!

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  4. Oh my! I just spewed my coffee…
    These are perfection! Number 4 and 5….? Yeah, you know 😉
    And the extra thoughts – can you read my mind?

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  5. You know you’re stuck doing these forever, right? These are so fun, so clever, and always so unique and unexpected, we’d all go thru painful withdrawals if you stopped. And the cool part is they’re just as entertaining when you return and regard these little gems for the forth and fifth times! 😆 :kiss:

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    1. Thats so true GNP. I will reread one of these gems at a later time and just start snickering because they are so funny. Thank you, leiCa for your witty comments… and the awesome screen shots!


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