Let’s pic(k) Steve!

Episode 8.14

Well, as you might have guessed from my last post, I am really miffed at Dannoying. So I think a shock collar should come in handy, but because Steve’s obviously a Saint and because the frequent use of this shock collar would go beyond any normal costs for batteries it is pretty clear that Steve will decide against this option. Yet I am happy that – at least sometimes – Steve does no longer just tolerate Dannoying’s behavior.

Here are my suggestions for some suitable words from Steve to Dannoying.

I promise the fun will be back next episode, but for now Dannoying stole the fun. Until then, enjoy the Steve-faces. Alexpressions. We had tons of them. And I enjoyed the heck out of them. leiCa


S2D: “If you have to hate everything, at least differentiate.”


S2D: “Sometimes I like some foolishness. But fools? Never.”


S2D: “You would be a fool to let happiness pass you by!”


S2D: “Happiness is a contrast-experience.”


S2D: “I can tell inconsiderate people by the way they demand consideration.”


S2D: “You shouldn’t believe everything you’re thinking.”


S2D: “Enjoy the moment. Because the moment is your life!”


S2D: “Life is not a problem to be solved but a reality to be experienced.”


S2D: “If you are aware how stupid you are, your own mistakes aren’t that surprising.”


S2D: “Bad mood makes you look bad.”


S2D: “Good sarcasm needs self-awareness.”


S2D: “Your irresistible charm always wakes up after you.”


It comforts him knowing that if he can survive this friendship, he can survive everything.

21 thoughts on “Let’s pic(k) Steve!

  1. LeiCa:

    I object to using shock collars on dogs because I believe them to cruel and inhumane. However, Danny is no one’s beloved pet, so…………………..whatever Steve wants…………….who am I to judge.

    Maybe it will keep him from pooping on everybody else’s happiness.

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    1. Shock collars are strictly forbidden here. And rightly so.
      But your post reminds me of Cokie’s reaction to my story “Scars” some months ago. At first she thought I had Danny injured and was “oh, okay, it’s okay”. Then she realized I injured the dog and she was screaming bloody murder, lol.

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    1. No, thank you for having me. It’s fun.
      But I hope you’ll be back next week, Missy! You know, they’ll be in the jungle/forest/woods. Maybe someone gets lost and they try to lure him out with a trail of meatballs, but Eddie eats them all.
      I love Eddie. He has facial expressions.

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