Well, as you might have guessed from my last post, I am really miffed at Dannoying. So I think a shock collar should come in handy, but because Steve’s obviously a Saint and because the frequent use of this shock collar would go beyond any normal costs for batteries it is pretty clear that Steve will decide against this option. Yet I am happy that – at least sometimes – Steve does no longer just tolerate Dannoying’s behavior.
Here are my suggestions for some suitable words from Steve to Dannoying.
I promise the fun will be back next episode, but for now Dannoying stole the fun. Until then, enjoy the Steve-faces. Alexpressions. We had tons of them. And I enjoyed the heck out of them. leiCa
S2D: “If you have to hate everything, at least differentiate.”
S2D: “Sometimes I like some foolishness. But fools? Never.”
S2D: “You would be a fool to let happiness pass you by!”
S2D: “Happiness is a contrast-experience.”
S2D: “I can tell inconsiderate people by the way they demand consideration.”
S2D: “You shouldn’t believe everything you’re thinking.”
S2D: “Enjoy the moment. Because the moment is your life!”
S2D: “Life is not a problem to be solved but a reality to be experienced.”
S2D: “If you are aware how stupid you are, your own mistakes aren’t that surprising.”
S2D: “Bad mood makes you look bad.”
S2D: “Good sarcasm needs self-awareness.”
S2D: “Your irresistible charm always wakes up after you.”
It comforts him knowing that if he can survive this friendship, he can survive everything.